If you sat through the American Country Awards last night, you got to see Danica Patrick dressed as a showgirl. You weren't expecting that were you?
Patrick hosted the ACAs along with country singer Trace Adkins. And she did a fine job. The writing was predictably poor and many of the skits and jokes were not laugh out loud funny by any stretch, but she did well with what she had to work with. That's definitely saying something.
And now you want to know what other NASCAR drivers would look like dressed as a showgirl, right? Let's see what we can do.
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Nick Bromberg is the editor of From The Marbles on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at nickbromberg@yahoo.com or follow him on Twitter!